TAB SHAME
A Chrome extension. Backed by data.

Find out what your tabs say about you.

34 archetypes. Diagnosed locally. Roasted publicly.
It's a horoscope, except it's right.

Install on Chrome → See it work
RIGHT NOW
47
tabs are open
You have tabs.
Open 5 tabs of the same flavor…
🔒 linkedin.com/in/…

Thirty-four ways to be diagnosed

One of them is you.
We're not telling which.

Each archetype unlocks when you cross its tab threshold. A roast appears. A share card waits. Click for the receipts.

💼 The LinkedIn Lurker 5+ profiles · 0 messages sent 🕵️ The Booking.com Detective 5+ booking tabs · trip not booked 📝 The 11:47 PM Student 5+ research tabs · after 10pm 🛕 The localhost Shrine 5+ localhost ports · half 502'd 🪦 The Stack Overflow Necromancer same SO question · 5+ times 🌌 The Figma Multiverse 5+ Figma files · one named FINAL 🎯 The Job Hunt Marathon 5+ LinkedIn + 1 ATS · in motion 🛒 The Cart Cemetery 5+ shopping tabs · cart abandoned 👑 The Tab Maximalist 200+ tabs · multiple windows

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The viral output

Built to be screenshotted.

Every diagnosis comes with a PNG sized for X / Threads / LinkedIn, Instagram feed, or Stories. Caption optional. Roast included.

Privacy

We see nothing.

Most extensions promise privacy and ship a tracking pixel anyway. We don't have the infrastructure to betray you.

  • Zero network requests for analytics, telemetry, or tab data.
  • No accounts. No emails. No server. No cloud sync.
  • Optional permissions (Recent sites, Bookmark Bar) read only local Chrome data — never us.
  • Open DevTools → Network. Watch it stay empty. That's the whole pitch.
Elements Network Console Sources
Name Status Size
0
requests · 0 B transferred
recording network activity…

Diagnose yourself.

47 seconds. 34 possibilities. One roast.
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